Saturday, March 28, 2009

男人最怕的三个 答案

( 1 )随 便 (Whatever)
男:今天 晚上咱们吃什么? Men: What to have for dinner?
女:随便。 Women: Whatever..
男:吃火锅吧。Men: Why not we have steamboat?
女:不行,吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。 Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face

男:要不咱们吃川菜。Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine

女:昨天刚吃的川菜,今天又吃 ....... Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?

男:那咱们吃海鲜去? Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
女:海鲜不好,吃了 �shy; 肚子。 Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
男:那你说吃什么? Men: Then what you suggest?

女:随便。 Women : Whatever..

( 2)都行 (Anything)

男:那咱们现在到底做什么? Men: So what should we do now?

女:都行。 Women: Anything
男:看电影怎么样?很久没看电影了。 Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie

女:电影有啥好看的,耽误时间。 Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only

男:那打保龄球,运动运动? Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?

女:大热天的运什么动啊,不嫌累啊? Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?

男:那找个咖啡店坐坐,喝点水。 Men: Then find a café and have drink

女:喝咖啡影响睡眠。 Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
男:那你说干什么? Men: Then what you suggest?

女:都行! Women: Anything


( 3)看你 (You decide)
男:那咱们干脆回家好了。 Men: Then we just go home lo
女:看你。Women: You decide

男:坐公车吧,我送你。 Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you

女:公车又脏又挤,算了吧。Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la

男:那就打车走。 Men: Ok we will take Taxi

女:这么近的路不划算。 Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance

男:那走路好了,散散步? Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk

女:空着肚子散哪门子步啊? Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
男:那你想怎么着啊? Men: Then what you suggest?
女:看你。 Women: You decide
男:那就先吃饭? Men: Let's have dinner first
女:随便。 Women: Whatever...

男:吃什么? Men: Eat what?

女:都行 Women: Anyting
(看看四下无人,杀了她 ...... ) (Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)

Friday, March 27, 2009

JJ 林俊傑世界巡迴演唱會2009



DATE
28 Mar 2009
Sat, 08:00PM

DURATION
Approx 2 hrs

VENUE
Singapore Indoor Stadium

TICKET PRICE (Exclude Booking Fee)
Standard - S$148, S$128, S$108, S$78


Homegrown protégé JJ Lin returns to kick start his brand new world tour from Singapore!

Following the success of his debut “Just JJ World Tour” in 2006 which toured six cities, this sophomore effort “JJ World Tour 2009” promises to deliver yet another astounding performance, albeit one that will return to the basics and let JJ’s music take centre stage.

Known for his ability to churn out catchy rhythms and hit songs that have dominated music charts in the region, fans can expect to be awed and thrilled by JJ’s sleek dance moves and hits such as “豆浆油条” (Soy Milk and Dough Sticks), “编号89757” (No. 89757), “江南” (River South), “杀手” (The Killer), “一千年以后” (A Thousand Years Later), “只对你说” (Only Told You), “木乃伊” (The Mummy), “曹操” (Cao Cao), “西界” (Westside), and songs from his newly released sixth album “Sixology”.

The special guests for this concert would be Fan Wei Qi (范玮琪) and BY2.

This event is brought to you by UnUsUaL Entertainment.

本地音乐才子林俊杰的全新 “JJ林俊杰世界巡回演唱会 2009” 将于新加坡拉开序幕!

2006 年的 “就是俊杰 世界巡回演唱会” 让大家见证了 JJ 全方位的音乐才华, 整场演唱会以 “未来世界” 为概念。而这次再度举办巡回演唱会的 JJ 则决定回到音乐的最初、最真,势必让大家在一切回到源点的当儿再次找到对音乐的感动。

演唱会上当然也少不了JJ 的精湛舞艺,以及让他红透亚洲华人地区的歌曲如 “江南”、“杀手”、“一千年以后”、“只对你说”、“木乃伊”、“曹操”、“豆浆油条”、“编号89757” 等等。想听 JJ 第六张最新大碟 “JJ 陆” 中的新歌就更不能错过 “JJ 林俊杰世界巡回演唱会 2009” 了!

演唱会的特别嘉宾是范玮琪与 BY2.

演唱会是由飛凡娱乐带给您。

Monday, March 16, 2009

Top 10 Best Tennis Shots Ever